You made me cry and you don't even care
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
