he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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