Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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