if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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