When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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