Yo dont text me then not text me
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
