i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i came on her dog
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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