As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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