Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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