What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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