Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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