I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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