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You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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