its not stalking. its research.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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