Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
there was a trapeze. enough said
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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