Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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