Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
