I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to stop coming to work sober
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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