nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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