Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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