id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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