arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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