I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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