At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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