I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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