I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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