She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I see more hoeing in ur future
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