She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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