Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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