More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Mom said you looked used
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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