he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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