So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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