I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
operation have a gay friend backfired
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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