I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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