You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you guys were way drunker than both of me
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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