so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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