Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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