As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The Olympian is in my bed
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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