If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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