It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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