Im at strip club and am horny
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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