fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Who died my cat blue again?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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