billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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