from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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