my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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