I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
they call him Oral-B. enough said
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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