absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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