he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
