please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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