I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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