Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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