You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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