Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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