they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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