sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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